I wrote one that the hook went like this

"Good Lord, I'm not that drunk can ya help me make it though the night
Got bills to pay and that's why I play and my jeans are fittin way too tight

if I didn't need the dollar I wouldn't even bother and you won't see me no more, so I'm on my last song and I'm moving along and I'm heading out for the door"

LOL, good grief it that awful ... LOL