How to write a country song?

Look no further than Blackie Farrell's 'Mama Hated Diesels So Bad'. Ideally find a version sung by Bill Kirchen, preferably on the live album by Commander Cody and his Lost Planet Airmen.

A tragic short story with most of the standard clichés outlined above. It'll probably bring a tear to your eye and make you smile at the same time.

A work of genius if you ask me....