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Thread #128125   Message #2867814
Posted By: Nigel Parsons
19-Mar-10 - 03:34 PM
Thread Name: Tech: Ads have knackered my browser
Subject: RE: Tech: Ads have knackered my browser
TTTO My Bonnie lies over ...

The adverts have knackered my browser
With pop-ups invading my screen.
So now I will ask, "tell me how sir
To get things as they once have been."

I've got Java, I got it from some site for free (for free)
This palaver will be the ruin of me.

Each Mico$oft 'great new improvement'
Reduces the CPU speed
I can't stand the scroll bar's slow movement
Which just can't keep up while I read.

Now Norton's a powerful tool
Which blocks all the "Pop-ups from Hell"
For buying it, I'm such a fool.
It's blocking my downloads as well.

My desktop is quite inefficient.
In recent times it has got worse.
It states "memory insufficient"
That's why I've forgotten this …um …er