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Thread #24111 Message #286835
Posted By: Dee45
28-Aug-00 - 07:18 PM
Thread Name: BS: All time classic jokes
Subject: RE: BS: All time classic jokes
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls.
Both of them. Twice.
The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"
"Never Father, I'm Jewish."
"So then, why are you telling me?"
"I'm telling everybody !!!!!!"