The Old Woman Who Loved A Swine

I know an old woman who loved a swine,
"PIGGY" said she.
"Piggy, dear, will you be mine?"
"SNORT" said he!

I'd get kids to snort along with me on this one. They would often tell me, "Oh, what a silly song. A woman would never fall in love with a pig!"

Then I'd tell them, Kids, just wait 'til you grow up. It happens all the time!"

Art Thieme