I was going to empty my deleted email folder and decided to look at some. These are emails that have been filtered out as junk by my ISP. Man, I've been missing some DEALS. Below are just a few of the thousands of "subject lines" from the emails. I didn't read any, didn't open them, never interacted with the people. Don't know how I got on their mailing lists:

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