I think a waiter served me some of that at an Indian restaurant in Kansas City. I had specifically stated that my food had to be mild, and apparently that made him mad.

People said my dish was the hottest one on the table.

As for the pepper as a weapon, it may be an improvement on a gun, but what does it do to the eyes? What if innocent people, say small children, are in with the terrorists?

We need details.
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"This sounds like an infringment of a patent I had believed was held by one of our regulars."

Is this an oblique reference to Spaw's chili recipe?