That's tough

What's tough?

Life

What's life

A magazine

How much does it cost

It costs twenty cents

But I only got a nickel

That's tough

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Where are you going?

To the movies.

What are you going to see?

"Quo Vadis?"

What does that mean?

Where are you going?

(This one is unusual in that the parts reverse with each repetition.)

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OH THAT'S GOOD, NO THAT'S BAD
(DeWayne Blackwell)

Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs - 1966

Not long ago I was walking down the street
When a woman in a car knocked me off my feet
(Ohhhhh, that's bad!) No, that's good!


My insurance paid me a lot of dough
More money than I'd seen in a year's payroll
(Ohhhhh, that's good!) No, that's bad!


My doctors' bills is where my money went
And all I had left was a very bad limp
(Ohhhhh, that's bad!) No, that's good!


'Cause the way I walked got me a role
As the marshall's partner on a TV show
Pretty young actresses started hanging 'round
And every night we'd do the town


(Ohhhhh, that's good!) No, that's bad!


I ended up back in a hospital bed
'Cause my horse fell on my bad leg
(Ohhhhh, that's bad!) No, that's good!


'Cause just when I was feeling my worst
I fell in love with a beautiful nurse
(Ohhhhh, that's good!) No, that's bad!


'Cause I found out she was the doctor's wife
Now I'll be in a wheelchair the rest of my life
'Cause no matter how I pleaded and begged
He operated on my good leg

(Ohhhhh, that's bad!) No, that's AWFUL!!

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In which film did Cary Grant do the "You remind me of a man" routine? I don't remember it being set to music.