Move to Saba. Beautiful mountain island in the Netherland Antilles. Change your name to Frieda and let folks call you Freddie.
Okay, that's ridiculous but doncha' just want to disappear sometimes? Sometimes Karen and I take a 15 minute fantasy break and plan our escape from reality. In the end we know the what to do as we always did and we're more ready to take it on.
This is YOUR fantasy break. Enjoy! Then go get your Sis resettled and go back to home to the place you love.