Lily. I suggest you thank your stars that THAT pair of nutters are too far away to Chauffer you, travelling with either or both is hilarious and not for the refined (or the delicate of health)such as your good self. I have been fortunate to travel by car with them and laughed continuously for the entire trip. When Jacqui and I visited a Tim Hortons in Portland (this has become a regular event on my visits) the staff came out of the kitchen en mass to see the 2 crazy Brits who had spent an hour drinking tea and laughing in the window seat! So it might be detrimental to your Port!! but as a Tonic?? you couldnt do better, I hope you are well as you can be and must add that reading this thread and your posts is an inspiration! to anyone
Micca