On the single he tells some jokes about the inmates can't remember them word for word at the moment thou . But one is about a lad called billy and is something like this . "How long have you got billy?" ( Billy )" three days" three days yer jammie bugger how d ya manage that ? " ( "They hang me monday ") another one goes abit like this. Q What you in for ? A "Waggin me robin ! I wouldn't mind but as soon as I open me raincoat she said no thanks I smoke my own " and the third on is There was a man in there for chuckin his wife off Blackpool Tower . coz the judge siad it was bank holiday Monday and he might hit somebody underneath an hurt em . and I think it came between the fish verse and the bed bugs verse hope this helps I used to listen to mike for hours .