I was just going to say that, Dave. Heartily recommend this song.

Also possible Loudon Wainwright's 'Suicide Song'

When you get the blues and you want to shoot yourself in the head
It's allright it's allright go ahead
Do the monkey do the pony do the slop do the hulahoop twist
Cut your throat cut your throat cut your wrists
When your tire of worldy toil shuffle off this mortal coil
Turn your body back to soil
it's ok it's ok
When you get hungup hang yourself up by your neck
What the hell what the hell what the heck