OK, Max. Imagine a bunch of folks in fruit outfits - maybe some of those Fruit of the Loom guys are looking for work. Imagine these fruits on a stage, in front of an audience of thirsty people. Imagine rap.

Ro-de-doe-doe and root-i-toot-toot
We ain't nothin' but a bunch of fruit
Ain't got no caffeine to make you jumpy
And we got no chunks to make us lumpy
If you want to be refreshed and alert
Drink Squirt!

(armpit solo by grapefruit)

Ro-de-doe-doe and root-i-toot-toot
We ain't nothin' but a bunch of fruit
We're pure and righteous, you wanna just bite-chus
But you can't, 'cause we been squeezed real tight, just-
Drink us to be refreshed and alert
We're Squirt!