My favorite pop, I have a can of Ruby Red flavored Squirt right here (it comes in regular grapefruit and ruby red). Maybe they sell it only in Montana now??

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Come and listen to the story of a little can of Squirt,
It doesn't taste like beer, so don't give a can to bert,
It's only sold out west, where it passed the tastin' test,
You can drink it in the sun while you're sweatin' in your shirt.