Our version was always a tag to "Mrs. Bliss":

Oh Mrs. Bliss,
went out to pi....ck some flowers,
and in the grass, she wet her a.....nkles to her knees.
And in the coop, she let a po....or old chicken die,
and in the cart, she let a far....mer pass her by.

Or as a tag to:

Just a boy and a girl, in a little canoe,
and the moon was shining all around.
Well they talked and they talked 'til the moon it went in,
and he said you better kiss me or get out and swim,
So you know what to do in a little canoe,
when the moon is shining all-a,
the moon is shining all-a,
the moon is shining all-around.
GET OUT AND SWIM!

What the heck, stay in and neck,
for an hour or two,

And there was Granny, swinging on the outhouse door,
without her nightie, waiting for the boy next door
who was a playboy, eating creamy caramels from Kraft.
And there was Grampa, swinging on the outhouse door,
without his jammies, waiting for the girl next door
(then sing slowly and campy)
who was a stripper,
eating those creamy, creamy, creamy,
Lord, oh those creamy, creamy, caramels from Kraft.


Anyway, I just couldn't resist putting my two cents in! lol