My wife does not agree with you, unless she's been lying to me all these years.

Seriously, when I was a kid, maybe 10-11 years old, I swam nearly every day during the summer at the local YMCA. We all swam nude, and out of, oh I dunno, maybe 25 or 30 kids, there were maybe three or four who were uncircumsized.

Having led up to that point a rather sheltered life, I thought they were DEFORMED or somethin'.