"...the fact that schoolmaster is a perfect anagram of the classroom is one of the very few facts that make me think that perhaps there is a God after all."

How about "Washington Crossing the Delaware" = "A Hard, Howling, Tossing Water Scene".
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Contrived to my mind, rather than having the natural perfection of my example. Nobody set out to construct that one; except, as I say, the Almighty himself!

~Michael~