MY GIRL'S A CORKER.
She's got a pair of legs, just like two whiskey kegs
And when they knock together, oh what a sound
She's got a pair of hips, just like two battle ships
She's worth her weight in gold, my coal black baby
Hey boys, that's where my money goes.
SOURCE:
http://mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=4116
COLONEL SANDERS THIGHS
by Rotunda
(Parody of "Bette Davis Eyes" by Donna Weiss and Jackie De Shannon)
Her eyes are Big Mac brown
Her hair's like golden fries
She's blown up like the clown
She's got Colonel Sanders thighs
She'll turn her Twinkies on you
You won't want to look twice
Her buns are Mrs. Beard's
She's got Colonel Sanders thighs
She likes Fritos, and burritos
And nachos on Doritos
She'll out-eat ya'
And she knows just what it takes to make a pizza
She's got super-sized
She's got Colonel Sanders thighs
She'll let you take her out
To where the deep fat fries
And all the waiters shout
"She's got Colonel Sanders thighs!"
She'll let you buy her ice cream
Sno Cones and Moon Pies
She's called the Dairy Queen
She's got Colonel Sanders thighs
She likes tacos, and tostados
And guacamole made from avocados
She'll out-eat ya'
And she knows just what it takes to make a pizza
All her dates go in disguise
She's got Colonel Sanders thighs
She likes Fritos, and burritos
And nachos on Doritos
She'll out-eat ya'
And she knows just what it takes to make a pizza
All her dates, they go in disguise
She's got Colonel Sanders thighs
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Featured on the Dr. Demento Radio Show, ca. 1981
SOURCE:
http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/lyrics/colonel.htm
Sincerely,
Gargoyle
You are darn tootin' we can still make fun of their hog-trough rootin'