Now KatLaf has a real point - so here is all time classic in praise of the plus-size person..
(Notice how Jack always gets off - posting BS above the line - and trying to make out to be musical?) Big Fat Woman

By Jim Croce

You big fat woman get your fat leg off of me
You big fat woman get your fat leg off of me
You feel so good
Scare the hell out of me
You got a great big leg
Got a whoppin' thigh
Great big leg
Got a whoppin' thigh
Now oooh
You got a great big leg
Got a whoppin' thigh
And every time you move make my temperature rise
That fine lookin' woman got a great big leg
Fine lookin' woman got a great big leg, Yeah
Big fat woman with a great big leg
Big fat woman got a great big leg
And every time she moves
Moves like a soft boiled egg

So big fat woman get your fat leg off of me
Now you obese woman get your fat leg off of me
You feel so good
Scare the hell out of me

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

Now KatLaf has a real point - so here is all time classic in praise of the plus-size.
Ya want me to blow the candle out Randolph?