So does the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster believe that Mother is HOLLY? That is your sect, n'est-ce pas? I didn't realize there was a branch of it (the church) in Pocatello. I also didn't know that Holly was Mom's first name, and now has become your first name as well.

Goodnight, Holly-paire. If it's okay, I'll bring your panic button by tomorrow.