The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #128543 Message #2879005
Posted By: pdq
03-Apr-10 - 06:27 PM
Thread Name: BS: How to get rid of carpenter ants?
Subject: RE: BS: How to get rid of carpenter ants?
Play your recent Bob Dylan recordings real loud.
As the ants leave, follow their trail back to the queen.
Apply tincture of Freddie Mercury. Done.