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Thread #59418   Message #2879430
Posted By: Rapparee
04-Apr-10 - 01:08 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
(Riters, Pocatello, Idaho) Last night at a Change of Command Ceremony, the Colonel-General Smite-Withers of the Idaho Legion stepped down saying, "I'm really thirsty...who's buyin'?" She turned the post over to Roxanne Smite-Withers, to whom she is related by some sort of genetic trick. "Poxy Roxy", as the new Commandant is known to one and all, will assume the rank of General-Feldmarschall und Oberste F├╝hrer auf der Legion von Idaho.

Poxy Roxy bought drinks for the house. Her assumption of command was celebrated in the usual ways, finally involving the police.