Reggie! A 'Catter after my own heart!

Wonderful, Amos, but might it go a bit over budget?

Squirt is readily available here and, as a matter of fact, I have a six-pack in the fridge and a two-liter (okay, two-litre) in the cabinet.

If someone offers a cup of java,
Stand right up and blurt:
Never mind that liquid lava,
I'd rather have a Squirt!

(Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh)

Giac