"can play Hymn A to Tune B, and nobody ever notices that the notes are all wrong. (This would not work in my church. We're Lutheran."

As a one time Lutheran Pipe Organist, I can say that we sometimes had more than one 'traditional tune' to some hymns... :-)


"Tell your screaming pianist about Noteworthy Composer. That is, if she can fake things. "

Hmmmm.... does she practice.... No ... I'll just leave that....