Mudcat Café message #2879864

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Thread #128505 Message #2879864
Posted By: Allan C.
05-Apr-10 - 06:12 AM
Thread Name: BS: Mudcat One Liners Hall of Fame
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat One Liners Hall of Fame

I used this one for years before I found out that it originated with Kendall Morse:

It was so cold that the pan of boiling water I set out on the stoop froze so fast the ice was still warm!