I appear to be voting with the majority, here, as the villain is definitely the brown-nosed page.
Now, Liz, where on earth do you get this notion that the naked male form is scary? Have you had some bad experiences, dear? would you like to share them with us?(Apologies for slipping into Social Worker mode, I'm better now) How on earth can anyone take all those dangly bits seriously?
'Course if they are not dangling, it's a different story, but SCARY? Never!!!!!
Bron.
Perhaps it's me? Perhaps being a serial monogamist has affected my perception...............Nah!!!!