The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #128505   Message #2882088
Posted By: clueless don
08-Apr-10 - 09:35 AM
Thread Name: BS: Mudcat One Liners Hall of Fame
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat One Liners Hall of Fame
On 05 Apr 10 - 11:21 PM, GUEST,Guest from Sanity wrote:

Hell, he was shaking like a dog shittin' carpet tacks!

I have also heard this one with "razor blades" or "peach pits" substituted for the carpet tacks.

Don