FIVE HOURS!!

Mom was left alone for 5 (five!!) hours!

Do you know what sort of trouble she may have gotten into? She may have made prank pizza delivery calls. She may have wrecked Big Tony's Bar again. She may have hacked the computers of the National Security Agency and/or the CIA. She may have posted music on the Internew with RIAA approval!!!

Heavens, she may have been by the lake, alone and palely loitering!

Thank goodness I dropped in from time to time to keep an eye on her and bring her a cup of tea and toast.