I was talking to my Mom about the Mudcat, and she mentioned a song she couldn't remember all the words to. There's a thread with some of the words here, and it was sung on a Hearme, but I didn't find those links until I went to post this. (keen feature!)

Mom says she had it on an album by Beatrice Kay, which was all "Gay 90's" songs like "The Oceania Roll."

She'd really love to have the words. Anyone?