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Thread #119   Message #2884046
Posted By: Jim Dixon
11-Apr-10 - 03:05 AM
Thread Name: DTStudy: I'm My Own Grandpa (D Latham/M Jaffe)
Subject: RE: DTStudy: I'm My Own Grandpa
From Alden's Illustrated Family Miscellany, Oxford, England, Vol. XII, No. 133, September 1865.

DOMESTIC PERPLEXITIES.—A correspondent of the Drawer is involved in domestic perplexities. He writes, "I got acquainted with a young widow, who lived with her step-daughter in the same house. I married. My father fell, shortly after it, in love with the step-daughter of my wife, and married her. My wife became the mother-in-law, and also the daughter-in-law, of my own father; my wife's step-daughter is my step-mother, and I am the step-father of my mother-in-law. My stepmother, who is the step-daughter of my wife, has a boy; he is naturally my step-brother because he is the son of my father and of my step-mother; but because he is son of my wife's step-daughter, so is my wife the grandmother of the little boy, and I am the grandfather of my step-brother. My wife has also a boy; my stepmother is consequently the step-sister of my boy, and is also his grandmother, because he is the child of her step-son; and my father is the brother-in-law of my son, because he has got his step-sister for a wife. I am the brother of my own son, who is the son of my step-mother; I am the brother-in-law of my mother, my wife is the aunt of her son, my son is the grandson of my father, and I am my own grandfather."