I went brook trout fishing once in my life and it was such hard work I haven't been since,

Years ago I caught a trout that was so big it took 20 minutes for the hole to fill up that it left when I pulled it out.

I could see that it was a record size so I hauled it into town to get it weighed. The coal scale didn't go high enough so, I took a picture of it, and the negative weighed 14 pounds.