Had a thread a while back. Thought "silly" was in the title but search doesn't bring anything up.

So, here's the latest. Since the snow has gone and things are turning green, the Jehovah's and Baptists are Springing into the door to door stuff. After the third ring, I put a letter size sheet of paper on the front door with USE BACK DOOR written on it. The one on the back door says USE FRONT DOOR, which is for anyone who walks past the beware of dog sign on the garage... just over the large fake pet door with the 100 grade chain from under the flap to a u-bolt in the wall.

I think the next thing will be to install some old door knockers I have and super-glue them.

I was also thinking about making a fancy sign post for beside the walkway to my front door with "No" written on it.