I simply asked "What if it's your left arm that's missing?" Are you implying that guitars can only be played one-handed if the left hand is used? Ignore the other parts of my question -- you are obviously discriminating against those who have lost the use of their left hand and arm! Guitars are then, ipso facto, discriminatory instruments and should either be corrected or banned entirely!

I'll think I'll start a class action suit and include trombones, button boxes, accordions, bodhrans, banjos, guitars, and similar discriminatory instruments. I need the names of everyone who uses these things, and I demand that you, Amos, supply it -- either voluntarily or via a subpoena.

You have thirty (30) days to supply the list.