Spaw, I hope you allow trans-sexual cross dressing Albanian hat blockers doing nude Morris Dancing while smeared in yak dung and Vegemite to share the stage with the trans-sexual cross dressing Albanian hat blockers doing nude Morris Dancing while smeared in yak dung and Marmite. Otherwise you would clearly be unfairly discriminating against the trans-sexual cross dressing Albanian hat blockers doing nude Morris Dancing while smeared in yak dung and Vegemite. By allowing the trans-sexual cross dressing Albanian hat blockers doing nude Morris Dancing while smeared in yak dung and Marmite to hog the stage all to themselves, you relegate the trans-sexual cross dressing Albanian hat blockers doing nude Morris Dancing while smeared in yak dung and Vegemite to second-class status.

And I know you don't want that.