Squirtplus Rules (tune is P Simon's Rubber Ball - way old, pre S&G, in fact)! ---------------- I should have known you'd serve me that squirt, So here I went & shook it up & spilled it on your shirt, When you left the room to change I stole your jug of gin, And mix'd it up with what was left & now your back again.

Chorus: But I think it's gonna be alright, Yeh, the worst is over now, That sugar jolt has been replaced with something better now.