Bagpipes Before Breakfast - doesn't that sound like the name of an awful celtic band ? My Mrs. is very tolerent of my musical tastes and sometimes they are in sinc, but I can promise you that BBB would never fly. Do you remember the cartoon where the cat gets spooked and ends upside down on the ceiling hanging by its claws??? I think that's what would happen here. But thanks for the visual - I'll tell my wife so she can have a spousal appreciation moment.