So what would you say about Napoleon, Rap, that he was in his coffin shortly after he died?

I just got home from Wyoming! The drive that took nine hours on the way over because of blizzardy conditions around the Tetons, lasted only six hours coming back. Good thing, because I have a television show to put on in half an hour!

Tom (middle son) stayed at the house of one of my friends. When my friend's mother asked Tom if he ever wished he had a sister, Tom replied, "Oh, but I do have a sister. Her name is Benjamin." Then he went off into an improvised monologue about life with his "sister." He had everyone in stitches with his unholy routine, and I think he's well on his way to a career as a stand-up comedian. But I fear for his life if Ben finds out!