Rapaire, as I have said, I have no quarrel with Sir Amos, and I just want you boys to get along! Because I have very recently perused the whole of the canon of MOAB elucidations, I need only a little time to consider all the facts.

In the meantime, please calm the savage beast of ire raging in your heart against that man who you have in times past been wont to call your brother and your friend. I do not see things in the same aggrieved light in which you view them. Certainly Amos feels sad that you said he was afraid of Little Hawk’s countrymen. He probably is less scared of Canadians than he is of some Americans (especially some of the Idaho Legion, as you can well imagine).

As to giving appropriate and deserved credit to the rhymes you post in this Illustrious Forum, it is true that of late you have been giving proper attribution. However, it was not so very long ago that you committed perjury (cf “05 Mar 10 - 11:11 AM From: Rapaire
I wrote this some years back just rediscovered it in an old file. I call it ‘Dover Beach.’â€쳌
[Then follows a stolen piece of writing!] So, if you have turned over a new leaf, you can show your sincerity by humbly citing the true source of your elucidations and not taking offense when your integrity is questioned. Likewise, it is inappropriate for you to use unfriendly and insulting epithets toward Amos while this matter of honor is under consideration. I trust that Amos swallows no less frequently than necessary, that he wipes his nose when appropriate, and that he is possessed of a human, not a canine hepar. Please don’t compound the problem by slinging mud in his general direction.

Regarding drivel, Amos probably has some explaining to do about that choice of word. I remember one time when you withdrew your accusation that Amos had used a thesaurus while composing his creative works. This may be a case when he can withdraw certain nouns about your own compositions.

Until I become possessed of all the facts in this case, I remain,
Yours truly,
Eiseley