DID THE POPE FORGE OBAMA'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE?

Although Democrats in Congress are refusing to discuss the issue, right-thinking Americans are beginning to ask this all-important question in increasing numbers.

It is a well-known fact that Obama has never released his real birth certificate, in spite of the claims of Democrats and other liars. Now it turns out that the truth is even stranger than a birth in Kenya or Indonesia. Pope Benedict XVI, acting under the code name Cardinal Ratzinger, actually forged the document that Democrats have been putting forward as Obama's birth certificate, according to a blog we read just yesterday.

The blogger, who asked that we not reveal his real name out of fear of Democrat hate mongers, recently came into possession of eight-track tapes which are a record of conversations the Pope had with certain operatives, spies, and other lackeys of the Catholic Church.

"Sure I forged his birth certificate," Ratzy says on the tape. "He said he wants to run for president some day, and he promised to sign an executive order denying abortion funding."

Now that we have the actual words of this Nazi child molesting traitor to all America stands for, can we allow the non-American Obama to stay in office? Impeachment proceedings must be undertaken immediately.

Sadly the tapes will not be available for the proceedings. The aforementioned blogger says his dog dropped them into the charcoal grill on the back porch just before the steaks went on.

But we feel certain our righteous cause must prevail.