I see a flaw in this conspiracy theory, which will prevent it from ever "going viral" on the Internet.

You've got the Pope and Obama agreeing to do something to suppress abortion. Now every good right-winger knows that all the good guys are against abortion, and all the bad guys are for them, and Obama is definitely a bad guy. (Opinion is divided about the Pope. Some say all this stuff about child molestation is just cooked up by Catholic-haters.)

No, you don't want to suggest that Obama might be doing something good, even inadvertently, and you don't want to drive a wedge between the Catholic right wing and the anti-Catholic right wing, not if you're a true Obama-hating patriot. You need to keep both of those groups on your side.

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