The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #128832 Message #2888968
Posted By: katlaughing
17-Apr-10 - 11:58 PM
Thread Name: Mudcat Auction Fixed and Done Testing
Subject: RE: Mudcat Auction Fixed and in Testing
It isn't working for me, Max. I've tried several times to add the following and sent you a PM. Anyway, since it will be deleted, tomorrow, I thought I'd at least post it here for Spaw's posteriority:-)
ITEM: SPAWFRTS A force for Good or Evil
Opening Bid: $50,000,000
Description:
You are bidding on the very rare item which originates from only one, true source, that is the South end of the North moving humanoid known colloquially as "Spaw" more formally as "Catspaw49." Item in question is described as follows:
A mightY wind capable of starting small gales with the ability to propel light craft between continents..the same as was behind the Argo and what fueled, more recently, the Space Shuttle, yes, beyond continents even, between our planet and "out there."
Even more recently...an especially productive run, produced in an unusually pre-corn harvest, was stolen by nefarious individualS who used it to bring down all air traffic over regions of Europe and elsewhere.
WARNING:It is this kind of terrorist activity that spells doom for anyone who tries to purchase SPAWFRTS without proper authorization and without going through proper channels. The perpetrators of the aforementioned crime are being hunted down as we type and, once caught, will be subjected to a full-court press of their own weapon of choice...SPAWFRTS, 24/7 for the rest of their lives with no ventilation and, surgically-enhanced olfactory senses!
At present, www.Mudcat.org is the only completely authorized vendor of SPAWFRTS, so bid well and bid often...bring your credentials with you for verification of eligibility as a purchaser.*
*No forged documents, including birth certificates, will be allowed.
Team USA Spawfrts
Always upwind of the Source!