The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #24680   Message #288918
Posted By: Little Hawk
31-Aug-00 - 09:29 PM
Thread Name: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!!!
Hmmm...yeah, I see what you mean.

Perhaps we should perform an exorcism, or something like that.

Standing on one's head and reciting any 3 chapters of the Necronomicon backwards is thought to be quite efficacious by some circles. Besides, if you can survive that, than nothing can threaten you....right?

You could always buy a gas mask, just in case, over at Barnett's Surplus, I think it's called. They've got gorilla restraining devices too. Quite useful, I hear. I bought 3 of those, just to be on the safe side, cos Mike Latter has been threatening to send his gorilla over, due to the silly messages I've been leaving on his answering service.

Hmmm...hang on, there's something at the window. Be right back...