Yeah, Alanis is cool, but that site was funny!
(Although, perhaps "ironic" would be a better word here...)

I like Gillette, too, when I'm in a certain mood.

Oh, that gives me another one:
"Don't want no short, short man" - Gillette
Especially the bonus track version. It's pathetic!
(Though it never fails to crack me up. ROFLMAOO!)