Has no one noticed that Alanis Morisette is Jools Holland in drag? I don't think she's ever appeared on his show, which proves my theory that they're actually THE SAME PERSON and therefore will never be in the same room at the same time. Like Michael Jackson and Latoyah.

My main bone of contention with Alanis is her misuse of the word ironic. Rain on your wedding day isn't ironic, just unfortunate. Anyway, didn't she use to be a real disco dolly before a radical image change back in ye olde days of popular grunge.