Sir,

Your delicacy and diplomacy are exceeded only by your genteel respect for authorship in achieving unprecedented nadirs. Our Eisely does not "sic" on command, I am sure, nor is she of the canine disposition (and certainly not the carnivorous quadrupedal form) usually associated with such a command. Your leadership sensitivity requires remediation forthwith. I am offering a specialized seminar, "Leadership Sensitivity Among the Highly Literate" next weekend for only $2,500 US and I am sure if you attend the seminar she will forgive you freely your prior clumsy--not to say boorish--mislocutions.


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