Im back on line have you all missed me?
My phones been down and so in turn my internet and it only took me to throw away my 2 telephones and buy new ones upon BTs advice. that they reluctantly sent out a engineer who found the fault when he got a ladder and started parading about on the bloody roof.

BT will now give me credit on the perfectly good 2 phones I threw away.
BLOODY PAR-LAVA