Hey, I just looked up the Alanis Morisette Crappy Lyrics site...what a riot. I quickly composed a new song using their lyrics generator. This is great! I just need to come up with a few tunes now, and I've got a whole new songbook full of stuff with which to wow the rubes. My reputation should get a real shot in the arm (or maybe the head) from this...

Here it is...

"Why"

Dimwits, meatballs, morons
Why God, Why?
Meatballs, corporations, baseball caps
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this deep green horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of baseball caps
Like a Leonard Cohen character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Teenagers, dimwits, sidewalks
Why God, Why?
Baseball caps, sidewalks, morons
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this deep green disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of baseball caps
Like a Leonard Cohen character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this deep green misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of baseball caps
Like a Leonard Cohen character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?