The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2897518
Posted By: Little Hawk
30-Apr-10 - 04:50 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
You give him enough beer or other intoxicants to render him unconscious (meaning...you give him a lot). You then strip off his outer clothing and shear off the down carefully. It is highly recommended to wear a gas mask while doing so.

The down can be used to repel attacks from rampaging bears, mad dogs, and rogue elephants who are in "musth".