We are the golden girls,
we wear our hair in curls,
we wear short dungarees,
to show our sexy knees,
A boy came up to me,
he gave me 50p,
he gave me 50p, to go behind a tree,

9months later,
the dads called Slater,
My daddy jumped for joy,
it was a baby boy,
we called him martin,
cos he kept on fartin'

we had no idea what it meant :P