Jeez Spaw, that's a good 'un. This was supposed to be about Jed's good works, but he won't mind.

Here's the hit song Alanis and I wrote.

WILL TO LIVE

I feel miserable
Farts make me ill
I feel miserable
Brains tear at my foundations
I feel miserable
Choo choos are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die

Is it because of Dubya that I feel this way?
With the puce rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in a tale of Little Muley, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Mavis Broke My Will to Live
Mavis Broke My Will to Live
Mavis Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Mavis Broke My Will to Live

I feel miserable
Corsets rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Republicans defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Dorks are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of Dubya that I feel this way?
With the puce rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Little Muley adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Mavis Broke My Will to Live
Mavis Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, Mavis Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Mavis Broke My Will to Live